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Pomence™ Shart Survival Kit
Pomence™ Shart Survival Kit
Regular price
$9.95
Regular price
$9.95
Sale price
$19.90
Unit price
per
💩 Undies, Tissues, Wipes, A Care Card And A Badge In One Tin
🎁 The Gag Gift That Gets The Whole Table Laughing
🏅 Includes The I Survived A Shart Attack Badge
📦 Travel Size Metal Tin, 6.3 x 5 x 2.5 Inches
✅ 30-Day Hassle Free Returns
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5 items in one tin
The gag gift
30-day returns
✓ Official Pomence Shart Survival Kit, sold by Pomence
What is in the tin?
One Pomence Shart Survival Kit: a pair of disposable undies, a tissue pack, a pack of wet wipes, an instructional care card and an “I Survived A Shart Attack” badge, packed in a metal tin.
The wipes are not flushable. Everything else is ready the second the lid opens.
Who is it for?
Anyone with a sense of humor: a husband, a dad, a brother, a coworker, or the white elephant swap at the office.
It is a novelty gag gift, made to get a laugh when it is opened.
Size and features
As shown in the product photos.
| Items | 5 in one tin |
| Tin | Metal |
| Tin size | 6.3 x 5 x 2.5 in |
| Wipes | Not flushable |
| Batteries | None needed |
| Type | Novelty gag gift |
Shipping and delivery information
Your order is prepared for dispatch after checkout. Delivery timing, available destinations, tracking details, and any applicable shipping charges are shown during checkout and sent to your order email.
If your tracking information has not updated after the carrier's stated timeframe, contact support with your order number so the team can investigate.
How does the 30-day hassle free return policy work?
Give it, laugh about it, keep it in the car. If it is not right for you, contact support within 30 days of delivery and explain that you would like to arrange a return.
You get your return, no questions asked. Support will provide the next steps for your order.
★★★★★
“My dad opened it at Christmas dinner and the whole family lost it.”
Verified customer ✓ Customer experience
5 ITEMS IN ONE TINTHE GAG GIFT THAT GETS LAUGHSTRAVEL SIZE METAL TINSHART HAPPENS, BE PREPARED
A gag gift in a tin
For when it hits the fan
This is a gag gift, and it is also a real kit. Inside one travel size tin are disposable undies, a tissue pack, wet wipes, a how-to card and a badge for surviving the ordeal.
They say you should never trust a fart. Hand this to the one person at the table who needs to hear it, and watch the room lose it.
- Five items packed in one metal tin
- A laugh the second the lid comes off
- Small enough for a glovebox or a gym bag
What is inside
Five items, one tin
Oopsy Poopsy disposable undies, the Brown Town tissue pack, Clean Booty wipes, an instructional care card called “I Sharted. Now What?” and a Shart Survival badge.
The wipes are not flushable, so they go in the bin. Everything else is ready the second the lid opens.
- Disposable undies and a tissue pack
- Wet wipes, not flushable
- A how-to card and a badge
The badge
Wear the badge with pride
Every kit comes with an “I Survived A Shart Attack” badge. Pin it on and let everyone know you made it through.
Prepare to be wiped from all the laughs. The badge is the part of the gift that gets passed around the table.
- Pins right onto a shirt or a jacket
- The photo everyone wants to take
- Proof you survived
Everything in the tin
What makes this kit stand out?
Four of the five items, up close. The fifth is the care card that walks you through it, step by step.
Tissue pack
Ten sheets for the clean-up.
Wet wipes
Ten wipes. Not flushable, they go in the bin.
Survival badge
I Survived A Shart Attack, for everyone to see.
Where it gets opened
At the Christmas table, at a birthday dinner or at the office white elephant. It is the gift people talk about on the drive home.
★★★★★
“My husband opened it at Christmas and the whole table cried laughing.”
Christmas★★★★★
“It went around the room three times at our white elephant. Everybody wanted it.”
White elephant★★★★★
“Got it for my brother's 50th. He wore the badge all night.”
BirthdaysTravel size
Small enough to go anywhere
The tin measures 6.3 x 5 x 2.5 inches, so it fits in a glovebox, a desk drawer, a gym bag or a carry-on.
Stash it where the next emergency is most likely to strike. The care card inside tells you exactly what to do.
- Step 1: Open the lid
- Step 2: Follow the care card
- Step 3: Pin on the badge
Try it with less risk.
Give it, laugh about it, keep it in the car.
If it is not right for you, contact support within 30 days of delivery and the team will arrange your refund. No questions asked.
Frequently asked questions
Here is what people want to know before they order.
Is it a real kit or just a joke?
Both. It is a gag gift, and everything in the tin is real: disposable undies, a tissue pack, wet wipes, a care card and a badge.
What comes in the tin?
Five items: one pair of disposable undies, a tissue pack, a pack of wet wipes, an instructional care card and an “I Survived A Shart Attack” badge, all in a 6.3 x 5 x 2.5 inch metal tin.
Can I flush the wipes?
No. The wipes are not flushable. Put them in the bin.
What if it is not right for me?
Contact support within 30 days of delivery and the team will arrange your refund. No questions asked.
Customer experiences
Shart happens. Laughs too.
What people say after they hand it over.
★★★★★
“Bought it for my husband as a joke for his 50th. He laughed so hard he had to sit down, and now it lives in his truck.”
Karen D. · OhioCustomer experience★★★★★
“Brought it to our office white elephant and it got stolen four times. Nobody wanted anything else.”
Mike S. · TexasCustomer experience★★★★★
“My dad has a good sense of humor about these things. He opened it at Christmas dinner and the whole family lost it.”
Jennifer L. · GeorgiaCustomer experience★★★★★
“Got one for my brother, who drives for a living. He says it is the most useful gag gift he has ever gotten.”
Tom R. · PennsylvaniaCustomer experience★★★★★
“Gave it to a coworker for his birthday. He wore the badge to the Monday meeting.”
Lisa M. · FloridaCustomer experience★★★★★
“The tin is nicer than I expected and it really has everything inside. A funny gift that is actually put together well.”
Robert H. · ArizonaCustomer experienceColors are shown as photographed and can read slightly differently on another screen. This is a novelty gag gift. The wipes are not flushable.